For those of you that read my blog regularly, you know that I use Google Analytics to track the visits to my blog. This program is amazing. I find it very useful, but more importantly, very entertaining!
I use this tracking device because I want to know who comes to my blog and how they find it. Since I haven't gone private, I believe this is the closest thing I can do to add some security.
The most entertaining aspect of this tracking program is the keywords function. If someone Google searches a phrase, then chooses a link that brings them to my blog, it makes a note of what the person typed into the Google search.
For entertainment purposes, I wanted to create a list of these keyword searches. I have more than a hundred keyword visits, so I'll only share a handful of them with you.
Let's begin with the list of phrases that brought people to my blog.
1. Diaper full of poop
2. I am sick of winter
3. Alphabet Pal foul language
4. Breaking neck falling out of crib
5. distressed handmade picture frames
6. dumpy motel picture
7. hanging folders suck
8. how do you remove permanent marker from computer monitor
9. how to remove hanger marks from sweater
10. infant vomiting lasting long
11. longest word in English language using "alphabet only once"
12. mother and daughter squirting ...Huh?
13. Tractor Sledding
If anyone else uses Google Analytics, or a similar program that tracks this, post a list on your blog and send me a link. I'd love to share some more laughs with y'all.
3 comments:
I use Sitemeter.com. And, after seeing how many people were visiting my site, what they were outclicking on, where they were coming from...that is one reason I decided to go private.
It is very entertaining, though, isn't it?
How funny! I don't use that, but it would be interesting to do!
Too funny! I use google analytics but because my blog is not listed on search engines I don't get any keyword visitors.
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